In other news, my new favorite village idiot Petey Hegseth apparently consumed about three hundred F-22's, if my math is mathing, or, if those unit...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15633735/Pete-Hegseth-billions-Pentagon-cash-lobsters.html
...s are confusing for my amerikets used to measuring things with such units as eagle steps, horse tails, and school buses, or whatever, he ate through the equivalent of the entire GDP of Panama by wasting $93 BILLION on various lavish shite. Well-done, Petya, keep wasting the Pentagon's money! Munch on another lobster while having a campfire in a grand piano!